STOP WRITING SEX IF YOU DON’T GET IT! (Misha For Your Sanity Look Away…Run Woman, Run!)

So IR and I were having a right proper natter about terms used for genitalia in some of these ‘epic’ works of fiction. Lord love a duck. No seriously, some of them will have you bent over double and others make you turn your head and go WTF were they on and do they even know what a vagina or a penis looks like in a general sense much less and if the terms, the correct terms squick you out, guess what…that is a clue. Yeah….step away from the GENITALIA…stop writing shit you know nothing about.

EPaws walks around and makes sure her chronies are not drinking anything before reading these MARVELOUS DESCRIPTORS…oh some, darlings, are simple to diiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee for lol…

These will be your reactions in a nutshell.

I promise you faithfully, never once will THIS expression cross your lovely faces:

No…mainly it will be this…

or

but above all there will be this

as for me and Irresistible Revolution and a mutual friend (KBrand)….lots and lots of THIS…

after much of

http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/21958712617/genitals